Saturday, July 26, 2014

clitorito:

The last one

(Source: pleatedjeans)

babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

(Source: billhitchert)

kingorb:

*starts a group sext*

Friday, July 25, 2014

cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

image

(Source: 911official)

jamestheasian:

aquamarinespinnerlover:

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

jamestheasian:

aquamarinespinnerlover:

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

(Source: weekendwolvess)

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

Thursday, July 24, 2014

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

(Source: helvetios)

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

(Source: jardsale)